It's Old But A Goodie

Jim F
5th May 2009, 04:33
American Ship's Radio:
Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision

Canadian Radio:
Recommend you divert YOUR course.

American Ship's Radio:
This is the Captain of a US Navy ship.I say again divert you course

Canadian Radio:
No,I say again divert YOUR course.

American Ship's Radio:
This is a aircraft carrier of the US Navy.We are a large Warship.Divert your course NOW!!!!!!!!!

Canadian Radio: This is a Canadian Lighthouse. "YOUR CALL"