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found it........................ Old engineers' song (erc69.nl)

Pardon if its slightly crude.......................

The Engineer Song
Melody:
Froggy Went A Courtin’
Lyrics:
An engineer told me before he died, a-hum
(Titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum...)
An engineer told me before he died, a-hum
(a-Huuuuuum...)
An engineer told me before he died
I have no reason to believe he lied
A-hum titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum, a-hum
He had a wife with a xxxx so wide, a-hum
(Titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum...)
(Repeat x 2 as above)
He had a wife with a xxx so wide
That she could never be satisfied
A-hum... (etc.)
So he built a bloody great wheel...
Two xxxx of brass and a xxx of steel...
The xxxx of brass were filled with cream...
The whole damn issue was driven by steam...
He xxxx her xxxx to the xxxx of the xxx...
He xxxx her xxxx above her xxxx...
There she lay, demanding a xxxx...
He shook her hand and wished her luck...
Round and round went the great big wheel...
Up and down went the xxxxx of xxxxx...
Up and up went the level of steam...
Down and down went the level of cream...
Until at last the maiden cried...
“Enough, enough! I’m satisfied!”...
Now we come to the tragic bit...
There was no way of stopping it...
It went like the piston of a train,
He should have fitted a gearing chain,
Clouds of steam blew out the top,
There wasn't a way to make it stop,
She was torn from xxx to xx...
The whole damn room was covered in xxxx...
Now we come to the bit that’s grim...
It jumped off her and started on him...
The last time that the thing was seen...
It was in xxxxxxxxxx xxxxx xxxx the xxxxx...
The crux of the matter is plain to be seen,
You should never trust a xxxxxx' MACHINE!
The moral of the story is clear...
Never xxxx with an engineer!
 
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