[Pat Kennedy]

I read today an article in the press which informed me that actress Gwyneth Paltrow, has a company called Goop which offers for sale esoteric items for those of the female persuasion,and is now marketing a candle. Not just any old candle, this one will set you back £58.
It is called, " This Smells Like My Vagina".

What, you may ask, does Gwynny's vagina smell of?
According to the candle, it is a “funny, gorgeous, sexy and beautifully unexpected scent”, a mix of “geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with damask rose and ambrette seed”.

Not potted shrimp then.(Jester)

 

[sparkie2182]

Only the second week of the New Year...... But your post just has to win some sort of award come December, Pat.

😁

 

[Pat Kennedy]

Only the second week of the New Year...... But your post just has to win some sort of award come December, Pat.

😁

I posted it as a remedy to existensialism, or indeed, Solipsism, both of which are a curse of modern society along with Boolean Algebra and String Theory.(Smoke)

 

[sparkie2182]

It certainly worked.
While your here...... Can you tell me if the Blue Funnel Association is still in existence?

 

[Ken Wood]

I read today an article in the press which informed me that actress Gwyneth Paltrow, has a company called Goop which offers for sale esoteric items for those of the female persuasion,and is now marketing a candle. Not just any old candle, this one will set you back £58.
It is called, " This Smells Like My Vagina".

What, you may ask, does Gwynny's vagina smell of?
According to the candle, it is a “funny, gorgeous, sexy and beautifully unexpected scent”, a mix of “geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with damask rose and ambrette seed”.

Not potted shrimp then.(Jester)

Long winded description of a haddock?

 

[Freo]

Been close to a few of them in my past life , but I dont quite recall the "citrusy bergamont" scent !

 

[Basil]

What, you may ask, does Gwynny's vagina smell of?

Well, if the story is real and she supports it, then it will be the last guy she went with. :sweat:

 

[Basil]

Long winded description of a haddock?

Shoudn't, if it's properly washed.

 

[Basil]

Been close to a few of them in my past life , but I dont quite recall the "citrusy bergamont" scent !

I doubt that the scent of lemon would have nature's desired effect upon the primal brain (Eats)

 

[Pat Kennedy]

It certainly worked.
While your here...... Can you tell me if the Blue Funnel Association is still in existence?

To be honest, I don't know. I did hear mention of their newsletter published last year, from someone in my local pub. However I have heard no more.(Thumb)

 

[sparkie2182]

Thanks Pat.

 

[spongebob]

It certainly worked.
While your here...... Can you tell me if the Blue Funnel Association is still in existence?

What has a blue funnel got to do with Gwyneth's vagina?

 

[sparkie2182]

Nothing to do with dimensions or colour.

I'm quite sure.

 

[Winmar]

Been close to a few of them in my past life , but I dont quite recall the "citrusy bergamont" scent !

Unless you soiled your Earl Grey tea during proceedings(Jester)(Jester)

 

[Robert Hilton]

Who assessed the nature of the aroma, Gwyneth herself, or was a committee required?

I knew a lady in Brittany called Gwyneth (Or Gwynedd) and the locals pronounced it 'Guinness.' I wonder how mistress Paltrow fares among francophones>

 

[R651400]

Thanks Pat.

For the candle info or BFA news or both. BFA had its last reunion dinner I think Nov last year.

 

[sparkie2182]

Thank you R65

 

[Irvingman]

Shoudn't, if it's properly washed.

How do you wash a haddock? (Jester)
John

 

[DickGraham]

Maybe if we were given the dimensions of the candle we could get a better idea of why it smells like her (@)(EEK)

 

[Varley]

A haddock is best smoked. But not like a cigar.