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One day in the future, George Bush has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.


"I dont know what to do here,"
says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

George thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room.

In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty-handed. Over, and over, and over he dived in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.


"No," George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledge-hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

"No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented George.

The devil opened a third door.

Through it, George saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

George looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah M an, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said...........





"OK, Monica, you're free to go."
 
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LIFE IS SHORT, SO DRINK THE GOOD WINE FIRST !
I talked with a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way.
He said, ”Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had HDTV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical benefits coverage”.
I felt sorry for him, so I asked, “What happened ? Drugs ? Alcohol ? Divorce ?”
“Oh no, nothing like that,” he said. “No, no... I was unexpectedly paroled !”
 
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